Dear Human
Dear Human,
Thanks for your letter. Let me first start by saying I don’t kill these mice for you. Your human arrogance keeps you from seeing there are 9 people in this family. Out of them 5 of us really enjoy the mice. That puts you in the minority. Yes I am a powerful hunter but everybody already knew that. So here’s the deal you keep your mouth shut, keep feeding me, and clean my poop and nobody will get hurt!
Jango
Dear Jango
Dear Jango,
I know you think you are helping the family out by catching and killing field mice. However, since those mice live in the field next door and don’t come to our house it really doesn’t help us out but since it makes you feel better feel free to continue. Just one thing, please stop bringing them into the house. I’m not sure why you are doing this, maybe it’s to show us what a powerful hunter you are but seriously please stop it’s really gross! I know I have as much chance of getting you to stop as you do reading this but as least I gave it a shot.
