The Janovic Family

Josie the family dog developed a skin rash last month. We took her to the vet and she gave us some medicated shampoo. Judi believed that the shampoo wasn’t getting through because of Josie’s hair so she decided to give her a haircut. What you see below is the result of that hair cut. It’s a good thing that Judi isn’t a professional dog groomer.

After 14 years she hasn’t left me yet.  I’m not really sure why but I must be the luckiest man on earth!

Just think how much we have seen after 14 years.

2 kids

1 house

1 dog

5 cats

2 bunnies

2 hamsters

a bunch of cars

3 nieces

2 nephews

lots of good and bad

I love you Judi and I can’t wait to see what the next 14 years and more brings.

So kids why are they so weird? I decided to finally break the news to the boyZZZ that I am going back to work full-time. If you consider 3 12 hour shifts a week full-time that is, anyway, they say back to me… “Why?”, When EXACTLY are you doing this mom?”.  I was as if someone was gravely ill. I suppose it should make me feel good that they had a slight panic attack, but seriously what the fuck? I want to work, so shut the fuck up!

Next, if you are going to do crack cocaine for days on end do not come to the hospital with our chest pain and expect me to be real sympathetic.  Just you know, maybe stop doing the crack.  

Finally, if the house you live in has a laundry chute, ummm try using it!  If clothes get taken off inside out, guess what that’s how it’s getting washed! If the domestic engineer finds money in the pockets, the money is now theirs!