The Janovic Family

Dear Human,

Thanks for your letter.  Let me first start by saying I don’t kill these mice for you. Your human arrogance keeps you from seeing there are 9 people in this family. Out of them 5 of us really enjoy the mice.  That  puts you in the minority.  Yes I am a powerful hunter but everybody already knew that.  So here’s the deal you keep your mouth shut, keep feeding me, and clean my poop and nobody will get hurt!

Jango