I Love Coffee
So kids why are they so weird? I decided to finally break the news to the boyZZZ that I am going back to work full-time. If you consider 3 12 hour shifts a week full-time that is, anyway, they say back to me… “Why?”, When EXACTLY are you doing this mom?”. I was as if someone was gravely ill. I suppose it should make me feel good that they had a slight panic attack, but seriously what the fuck? I want to work, so shut the fuck up!
Next, if you are going to do crack cocaine for days on end do not come to the hospital with our chest pain and expect me to be real sympathetic. Just you know, maybe stop doing the crack.
Finally, if the house you live in has a laundry chute, ummm try using it! If clothes get taken off inside out, guess what that’s how it’s getting washed! If the domestic engineer finds money in the pockets, the money is now theirs!